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mynameisneb: This is how I want to die.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:35:58 -0400

mynameisneb:

This is how I want to die.

docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamu...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:27:50 -0400

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

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kilgoretroutwashere: the greatest use i have seen for twitter...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:24:02 -0400

kilgoretroutwashere:

the greatest use i have seen for twitter so far

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kawaiigollum: beneddicked: #the smile says it all i’m crying...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:19:25 -0400

kawaiigollum:

beneddicked:

#the smile says it all

i’m crying this is beautiful

spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:18:24 -0400

spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

timeywimeyness: Blink and you’re dead.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:17:18 -0400

timeywimeyness:

_{Blink and you’re dead.}

eveningowl: #want to know why i love this? #and this is going...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:31 -0400

eveningowl:

#want to know why i love this? #and this is going to sound horrible and traumatizing #but i love it because you’re not saying that the monsters aren’t real #you’re saying that there’s ways to get the better of them #there’s nothing worse than telling a child that something doesn’t exist #even the bad things #because that’s when they begin to doubt #and doubt is the main killer of imagination #so rather than saying ‘the monsters won’t get you because they don’t exist’ #you’re saying ‘i learned how to defeat the monsters and i think you’re old enough to learn as well’ #just a thought

evenwicht: rampaigehalseyface: itsamultifandomthing: barackfuc...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:04 -0400

evenwicht:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

God, yes

cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:54 -0400

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

readytopanic: Ahh look it’s my home

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:13:20 -0400

readytopanic:

Ahh look it’s my home

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